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Put me in a bun, I’d like to elongate
Buy me from a cart and carry me away
Squirt mustard on me, adorn me with cheese
I’ll be your American bao, American bao

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Squirt mustard on me, adorn me with cheese
I’ll be your American bao, American bao 🎶

-- Is the hotdog the American bao?

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There is a mosquito in my house that is just biting my right foot over and over. I'm wearing shorts and a tank top, there's plenty of exposed skin to choose from, but no, instead I've got 20 bites just on that one foot.

I think I have encountered my first mosquito foot fetishist.

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What if a person was a cockroach?

What if a person fucked the ten thousand cockroaches leading them to their soulmate?

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It’s every damn day with those things.

I’m tired of waking up to spiderwebs that read “but the value,” “fresh patties tho,” “the fries aren’t actually that bad,” and “you just don’t get it”

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He was a punk
I spread disease
What more do you need?

It was a dark and stormy night. I woke up and moved my antennae. Blorbeau and Blorbette were making out, and the path to the kitchen was free. The crumbs from their dinner were strewn under the table, ready to be devoured. My chitin exoskeleton shivered with antici-
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Carclave in a giant indoor parking lot… one of these red cars is getting a new paint job

…now that they scrapped the old pope 😨

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